Financial Prosperity Gifts

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'That's my boy...'

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

'Gentlemen we need more growth.'

I got the raise

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

Chicago School of Home Economics

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

Franchising a program

'I got that, Ms. Rafferty... now can we get on to student loans?'

'Our stock has been going up all week. What are we doing right?'

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

"Mom, I made over $4 million dollars this year from my online business. So, instead of a children's book, read to me how the stock market is doing."

'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'

"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"

Unnecessary Surgery

"Someday, son, you're going to inherit a great deal of money. It's called 'Head Start'."

'I'm thinking of selling all this stuff and investing the money in growth stocks.'

"Video game? No, I'm using the raise in my allowance to buy back stock."

'I want to make just enough money so everyone will hate me.'

"Lawn care has been good to us, Ed."

"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."

"Don't worry! So instead of 90, you'll retire at 97."

'Congratulations, Mr. Blesdoe. You are now a member of the 'haves'.'

"Oh , I still make good money, but I use to make sexy money."

'Dad, you sold me on some bum investments.'

Goodbye Bills!

"All my lunch money's in real estate."

'We're working to develope it into a perennial.'

'Yes, I'm already in debt, but not HOPELESSLY in debt.'

What does the M stand for?

"As long as we're here, we'll always be in the black."

"What is the American dream, and does it differ in many respects from the Connecticut dream?"