Financial Well-being Gifts

'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Turn, turn and turn.

Low-Energy Drinks

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Regardless children just want to fit in.

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

Late-Onset Epiphany

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

"If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you'll be in as good a shape as you've never been."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Shrink

"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Safe driver.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"He's gonna be bad for business."

I got the raise

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"