Financial Well-being Mugs

'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Turn, turn and turn.

Low-Energy Drinks

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

Late-Onset Epiphany

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you'll be in as good a shape as you've never been."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Shrink

I got the raise

"Your EKG corresponds with the stock market report."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."

Safe driver.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

I have a dream.