Success In Business Gifts

'I take it we won the business, then?'

Butterfly Woman

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Bullseye!

My brilliant career

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Business is off the chart.

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Win - win

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

Boom

The rope to success.

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Tenacity trumps everything!

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

Jumping Man

"Oh, I can't complain"

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"