Success In Business Gifts

Butterfly Woman

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Bullseye!

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

My brilliant career

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

Win - win

Business is off the chart.

The rope to success.

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Boom

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Tenacity trumps everything!

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

Jumping Man

"Oh, I can't complain"

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."