Corona Commentator Pillows

Open up the Shops!

"Frank, you had your face covered and were six feet apart for years before COVID.

The Covid Club

"So. . . what do you fancy? How about Chinese?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Bribes for Jabs

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Blue Origin

Strainspotting

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'Cartoonist thinking'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

Sir Patrick Moore.

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

Tree of Public Opinion.

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

The Return of the Germ

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

Chess on TV