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The Covid Club

"So. . . what do you fancy? How about Chinese?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Blue Origin

Strainspotting

'Cartoonist thinking'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

The Return of the Germ

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Tree of Public Opinion.

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

The United States of Amazement

Defunding the police vs defunding education

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"