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Corny Comedian Gifts
Searching for the perfect present for a corny comedian? Explore our collection of amusing and pun-filled products designed to bring out their comedic flair. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows, and prints, find gifts that celebrate their love for humor and wordplay, making every day a little brighter with laughter.
"Why are you giving them whiskey?"
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Showbiz Awards
Zombie standup
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
Trump pardons
'Your French dip, sir.'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
'The circle is complete!'
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
The Rooster Comedian.
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
A Guide to Balloon Animals
"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."
No-Work Orange
Corny Comedian Gifts Collection
Corny Comedian Mugs
Explore more mugs perfect for corny comedians who love to start their mornings with a joke-filled cup.
Corny Comedian Pillows
Browse our collection of humorous pillows, great for adding a playful touch to any room.
Corny Comedian Prints
Check out our funny and pun-filled prints that are ideal for decorating a space with comedic charm.
Corny Comedian T-Shirts
Discover teeshirts that match the humor of your favorite corny comedian, perfect for showcasing their pun-loving personality.