Corny Carnival Fanatic T-Shirts

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Hay Rides $10

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

No jay walking.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Carioca

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Tunnel of TV

Face Painting.

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

Child hooking into a television

The Brazilian Blow dry

A skip full of fools.