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US moonshine liquor is now ethanol.

A Good Batch.

baby sweetcorn...

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'I'm an atheist!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

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Wanna talk about it?

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Brian's considering the optics."

Candy Corn Dracula

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

The Rural Bidet...

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Right now we're at a budget impasse. I maintain that you provide an essential service, and my wife feels that you do not."