Corn Liquor Lover Pillows

US moonshine liquor is now ethanol.

A Good Batch.

baby sweetcorn...

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"He won't eat anything but corn."

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'I'm an atheist!'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Wanna talk about it?

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

The Rural Bidet...

Hotel mini-bar.

Now THAT, my friend, is a beer garden!

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

"Brian's considering the optics."

Candy Corn Dracula

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

Corn Price Denialism

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Right now we're at a budget impasse. I maintain that you provide an essential service, and my wife feels that you do not."