Cork Critic Mugs

Start their day with a chuckle with our cork critic-themed mugs, featuring witty sayings and playful designs that celebrate their love for wine and critique. A perfect gift for their morning routine.

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"This one's rubbish as well."

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I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.' mockup

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

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'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.' mockup

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

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'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!' mockup

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

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Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'. mockup

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

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'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

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'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?' mockup

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

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'The coffee tastes of mud. Is that why you call it 'ground' coffee?'

'The coffee tastes of mud. Is that why you call it 'ground' coffee?' mockup

'The coffee tastes of mud. Is that why you call it 'ground' coffee?'

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'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.' mockup

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

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The New Square Mile Regulator.

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"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert." mockup

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

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"Practicing my hate-face."

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'Who took the cork out of my lunch?' mockup

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

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'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!' mockup

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

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Honest Vending Machine

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'This decaf's lousy.'

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'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.' mockup

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

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Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat. mockup

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

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"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!" mockup

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

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'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!' mockup

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

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'If I'm to put up with cold coffee and stale biscuits I expect a Much better line in gossip!'

'If I'm to put up with cold coffee and stale biscuits I expect a Much better line in gossip!' mockup

'If I'm to put up with cold coffee and stale biscuits I expect a Much better line in gossip!'

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'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.' mockup

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

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Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

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"That was a boring field trip."

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-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!" mockup

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

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'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.' mockup

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

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Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.' mockup

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

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"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible." mockup

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

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Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar mockup

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

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"I keep thinking how much pleasanter New York would be without Ed, Donald, and George."

"I keep thinking how much pleasanter New York would be without Ed, Donald, and George." mockup

"I keep thinking how much pleasanter New York would be without Ed, Donald, and George."

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'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'

'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...' mockup

'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'

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"I never use ice anymore since hearing about the endangered glaciers."

"I never use ice anymore since hearing about the endangered glaciers." mockup

"I never use ice anymore since hearing about the endangered glaciers."

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"Tighten the bolts and slap some more boilerplate on this report, Mike. It's got candor leaking out in a dozen places!"

"Tighten the bolts and slap some more boilerplate on this report, Mike. It's got candor leaking out in a dozen places!" mockup

"Tighten the bolts and slap some more boilerplate on this report, Mike. It's got candor leaking out in a dozen places!"

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Cork Critic Mugs Collection

Cork Critic Pillows

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Cork Critic Prints

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