Cork Curator Mugs

'So, who's up for seeing volume 2 of my cork collection?'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Projectile painting.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Painting taking root...

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

The Main Types of Cheese

It's a call from Tate modern.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Rodin's Browser

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Escher exhibition first floor

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

true love.

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'