Copper Enthusiast Pillows

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Biker chopper shopper

GLOO!

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

Bris

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

Trike lowrider

The media became obsessed with the idea of 'The Most Important Potato Chip in the Bag'.

Superheroes.

Metal Defective.

"Profession?"

"I prefer the texture of printed books."