Copper Enthusiast Pillows

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Biker chopper shopper

GLOO!

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

Bris

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

Trike lowrider

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

"The fact that you're writing your presentation in giant letters makes me think you still haven't figured out how to use a PowerPoint presentation."

Metal Defective.

Superheroes.

"I prefer the texture of printed books."

"Profession?"

Megacorp Computers. First. That's the first microprocessor. It led everything that come later. The mother chip!