Coping Strategist Gifts

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

65 Million Years Ago

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Out.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

'I hate evolution!'

Run, Mike, Run!

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Prepper Dog

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

The trap

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Putting money back in to the world economy

'You need some stress.'

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...

"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"Just junk mail."