Adaptation Strategist Gifts

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

65 Million Years Ago

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"Works every time."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'I hate evolution!'

The trap

Prepper Dog

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere."

"Just junk mail."

'I need a change in my life. From now on it's all wheeling and no dealing'

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

'I've been learning a lot, but I do terribly on tests.'

George Smith Patton

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."