Adaptation Strategist Pillows

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

65 Million Years Ago

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Works every time."

'I hate evolution!'

Prepper Dog

The trap

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere."

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

'I need a change in my life. From now on it's all wheeling and no dealing'

"Just junk mail."

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

'I've been learning a lot, but I do terribly on tests.'

George Smith Patton

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."