Adaptation Expert Pillows

Clean your mobile phone screen, sir?

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

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My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'Meet Charles, the office 'old-timer'. He's been hangin' around stock tickers, water coolers, copy machines, and now laser printers for 40 years!'

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

'Not everyone is able to cope with change.'

'So you bought the book and we saw the movie. That's $35.95 down the drain.'

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

Message in a bottle.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'

"I loved the book and the mini series, but I wasn't so keen on the the record or the movie etc

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

'Unreal - six days and he's stronger than ever - the guy's an absolute camel!'

If we lost all electrical power like India did...

I've gone one better!

Desert Island being circled by sharks.

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"Heirloom or not, I've got to unhang it because my wife became a vegetarian."

"The best way to solve the parking problem at the beach is to paved it over. This will also make the beach wheelchair-accessible."

"I've never been a quitter - I've been sacked from every job I've had..."