Coolness Researcher T-Shirts

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Bookworm Sleepover

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Cosy night in

Dogs in a basket

"Is that you purring?"

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"This is quite a surprising discovery."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

New for Fall

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

Before and After Tattoos.

Memory Foam

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Play it cool. It's the law of the jungle.