Coolness Researcher Prints

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Bookworm Sleepover

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Recipes for comfort drinks.

Cosy night in

"Is that you purring?"

Dogs in a basket

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"This is quite a surprising discovery."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

"So, you're staying in then?"

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

New for Fall

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

Memory Foam

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

Before and After Tattoos.

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'