Cool Cat Freezer Gifts

"I freeze all my leftovers until I feel less guilty about throwing them away."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Radiator jazz player

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

I only built the moat to keep the cats out.

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

Bat

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

Hip Operation

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Homing Beatnik

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

Grumpy Cow

Like, Real Gone...

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'We may be getting older, but we still have street cred.'

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

Cello player has an audience of cats.

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

"You're fired."