Cookie Czar Gifts

What they're thinking.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'The roof needs icing.'

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Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Roadkill cookies"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

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"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

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"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."