Cookie Master Gifts

Tommy sure thought he had Santa Claus figured out...

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Works every time.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"Ninja bread men"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"Roadkill cookies"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Cookie Surveillance

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"