Cookie Monsters Gifts

'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

"But I had to eat all the cookies. I'm in training for Halloween!"

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Ninja bread men"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'The roof needs icing.'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'Santa, don't believe him. He's the one who ate the cookies and milk last year.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'Because it's there!'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Cookie Thief

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

'I lost weight just by cutting back on all the milk and cookies!'

He's Tasty!

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Santa's Nightmares

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."