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What they're thinking.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Roadkill cookies"

Cookie Surveillance

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

If you give a mouse a french cookie