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Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"Ninja bread men"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Baking

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Cookie Surveillance

"Roadkill cookies"

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"