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'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'You made me jump,'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

What they're thinking.

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

I see bread people! A scary movie in Wonderland.

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

"How can I be expected to reach my 'full potential' when I can't even reach the cookie jar?"

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'You know I must have been mistaken, it tastes fine after all.'

Another Bloody Cookery Show

Servant boy caught with his mouth full of food

Cookie Does

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

Yard Sale: Cookie Jar - $10,000

"I had to leave the lid off the cookie jar so my pet frog doesn't suffocate."

A potato is walking down the street; a potato masher is hiding around a corner waiting to jump him.