Cookie Jar Detective T-Shirts

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Cake Free Zone

Another day in the Splenda mines

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Pie Filling Reader

Cookie Surveillance

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Doughnut Criminals

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

I see bread people! A scary movie in Wonderland.

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

Piñata police line-up.

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

"How can I be expected to reach my 'full potential' when I can't even reach the cookie jar?"