Cookie Crumbler Pillows

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Ninja bread men"

'Works every time.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'The roof needs icing.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"The cookies are always stale."

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

A complimentary biscuit

Accept cookies?

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'I've got a perfect investment plan: For half my money, I'll buy cookie plant stocks and for the the other half, I'll buy diet pill makers stocks!'

"Grandma is really nice but she makes a mean cookie."