Cookie Counsel Pillows

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Ninja bread men"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"The cookies are always stale."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

A complimentary biscuit

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Cookie Thief

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

"Grandma is really nice but she makes a mean cookie."

"It's my day off."

'I've got a perfect investment plan: For half my money, I'll buy cookie plant stocks and for the the other half, I'll buy diet pill makers stocks!'

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'