"Do you want the 10-minute truth, or the 5-second lie?"
Conversational Comedian Pillows
Add some humor to their space with pillows that celebrate their love for comedy. Soft, stylish, and funny, these pillows are a cozy way to highlight their witty personality.
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Conversation Topics and Guidelines Approved for this Area...
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Zombie standup
Showbiz Awards
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
Trump pardons
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
'The circle is complete!'
'Your French dip, sir.'
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
Moses on the web
"We're following Carrot Top."
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
No-Work Orange
The Rooster Comedian.
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
A Guide to Balloon Animals
Conversational Comedian Pillows Collection
Conversational Comedian Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for conversational comedians. Find witty designs that make every coffee break a moment of laughter.
Conversational Comedian Prints
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Conversational Comedian T-Shirts
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