Convenience Cook Pillows

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

'To her, the four basic food groups are: canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Fridge-to-table"

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

What's really in junk food...

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

"Why are they called freshers when they only eat processed food?"

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

'What are the three basic food groups?'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

"Excellent! This crap again!"