Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!
Convenience Cook Gifts
Looking for a gift for the convenience cook who values quick and easy meal solutions? Our collection features witty, charming items that bring humor and practicality to busy kitchen adventures. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a clever print, or a comfy pillow, these gifts celebrate the art of convenience cooking with style and sass. Brighten their kitchen space and make every meal prep a little more fun with a thoughtful, creatively designed gift that matches their love for simplicity and flavor.
"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"
'To her, the four basic food groups are: canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'
LAY ZEE FUK
"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."
The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.
''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'
A dozen predictions for foods of the future.
Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.
TV Chef Cooking Range
"Fridge-to-table"
"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."
'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'
'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'
The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.
"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"
'Strong wind from the west tonight.'
'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'
What's really in junk food...
'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'
Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.
"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"
"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."
To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.
"Why are they called freshers when they only eat processed food?"
"We can never get them both to work at the same time."
'What are the three basic food groups?'
'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'
Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.
"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"
'..or do you think we should go with this one?'
"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce
'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'
'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'
"Excellent! This crap again!"
Convenience Cook Gifts Collection
Convenience Cook Mugs
Explore our range of mugs and find the perfect witty or whimsical design for the convenience cook’s morning routine.
Convenience Cook Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with playful or inspiring designs that speak to the convenience cook’s love of simplicity and comfort.
Convenience Cook Prints
Browse our prints collection to add a touch of humor and charm to their kitchen or dining decor, perfectly suited for the convenience cook’s space.
Convenience Cook T-Shirts
Find humorous and stylish t-shirts celebrating the ease of quick cooking—perfect for casual kitchen or home wear.