Comedically Convenient Cook Pillows

Add a dash of humor to their kitchen decor with pillows that feature funny phrases for the comedically convenient cook. Great for livening up the kitchen or cozying up in their favorite cooking nook.

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Dîner Transportable - plus dessert. mockup

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

from $19.00

"You're the lid to my pot."

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'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.' mockup

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

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"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager." mockup

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

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"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers." mockup

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

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Salt and Pepper

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"Are you as excited as I am?"

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'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.' mockup

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

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Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie! mockup

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

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"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?" mockup

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

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'Strong wind from the west tonight.' mockup

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

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'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.' mockup

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

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"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out." mockup

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

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"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too." mockup

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

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'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen' mockup

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

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"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator." mockup

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

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"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation." mockup

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

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'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.' mockup

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

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'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.' mockup

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

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"Why are they called freshers when they only eat processed food?"

"Why are they called freshers when they only eat processed food?" mockup

"Why are they called freshers when they only eat processed food?"

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'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

'..or do you think we should go with this one?' mockup

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

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The slow cooker changed everything mockup

The slow cooker changed everything

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'The children and I don't mind going on a diet, dear, but do you have to refer to it as the thinning of the herd?'

'The children and I don't mind going on a diet, dear, but do you have to refer to it as the thinning of the herd?' mockup

'The children and I don't mind going on a diet, dear, but do you have to refer to it as the thinning of the herd?'

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'My Mum's the best cook. She makes a lasagne with spinach and broccoli and it tastes great!'

'My Mum's the best cook. She makes a lasagne with spinach and broccoli and it tastes great!' mockup

'My Mum's the best cook. She makes a lasagne with spinach and broccoli and it tastes great!'

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'I vote we throw caution to the wind.' mockup

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

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"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."

"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him." mockup

"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."

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'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.' mockup

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

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We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.

We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests. mockup

We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.

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Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce mockup

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

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Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

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"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!" mockup

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"

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'Anyone want to get together for a still life?'

'Anyone want to get together for a still life?' mockup

'Anyone want to get together for a still life?'

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'That's not very motherly.'

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Comedically Convenient Cook Pillows Collection

Comedically Convenient Cook Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for the comedically convenient cook, packed with witty sayings and humorous designs that make every coffee break a delight.

Comedically Convenient Cook Prints

Find inspiring and funny art prints that celebrate the humor and creativity of the comedically convenient cook, perfect for decorating any culinary space.

Comedically Convenient Cook T-Shirts

Browse our collection of t-shirts for the comedically convenient cook, featuring clever phrases and playful imagery perfect for kitchen antics or casual wear.