Convenience Cooks Pillows

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

LAY ZEE FUK

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

What's really in junk food...

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Church Drive-Thru.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

'What are the three basic food groups?'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

Eating this way really fits my busy lifestyle...one-stop slopping!

Woman in frozen food isle see a sign: TV Dinners over a case, the dinners are marked CABLE, Dish, Analog.

"Excellent! This crap again!"

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the head and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

We have frozen meals just like your mother microwaved.

'Oh, dear! My T.V. dinner keeps repeating on me.'