Contrarian Investor Gifts

Stock Tips: $5 - 'What not to buy'

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Protest

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Contrarian funds

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

Burning the Other

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

Whipping Cream

Guru Shifted Thinking

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

Opposing viewpoint.

Off the wall legal advisor.

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

'When you said you're a contrarian, I just assumed you meant your investment style, Mr. Kobenz.'

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.