Contraception Curious Pillows

'They're not reliable.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

New arrival

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

'But I take the pill everytime I become pregnant, and it doesn't help.'

Safe sex.

Weight gain on the pill.

'Did I take my pill today?'

"Father I'm guilty of spermicide"

Morning After Pill

Reaper Condom

'Just the one, thanks.'

BIRTH CONTROL CLINIC, 'It's for nuclear family non-proliferation.'

'There's nothing wrong with me. I just want to ask the doctor if any of these drugs I saw on TV are right for me.'

A man on the street selling birth control.

Condom Police: 'Wallet's empty. Same old story - says he just ran out.'

New Contraceptive Methods

'Let's use another form of birth control. I don't like the coil.'

"I'm afraid I can't arrange an emergency vasectomy just because you think you've got a hot date on Saturday."

Family Planning: Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion!

"Well, there is a part of me that would quite like to have a child, but I keep a condom on it!"

Safe Sex

Man looking at a pack of condoms on a shop shelf that has the label, "Family Size".

Condom-Man to the rescue!

"It's the pill you have when you haven't had your pill."

'It took a little time, but we finally made the house baby-proof.'

'Have you anything to counteract a fat middle-aged, careworn exterior?'