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Reaper Condom

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'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

Restrictive Abortion Laws

"It's not wrong to want someone to give you a belly rub as long as it's consensual."

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

'They're not reliable.'

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

Pro-Life Pete

SCOTUS

Student's t-shirts read: 'No means no.' 'No means to deny, refuse or disagree.'

Have you had your flu shot yet?

'But I take the pill everytime I become pregnant, and it doesn't help.'

Safe sex.

'Just the one, thanks.'

Weight gain on the pill.

Morning After Pill

'Eureka! -- I've developed a cheap, reliable, male contraceptive!'

'YOU ordered the morning after pill!'

"Father I'm guilty of spermicide"

"It's probably for people who don't want kids."