Contraception Advocate Pillows

Reaper Condom

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

New arrival

South Carolina's War on Women

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

Everyone's Got an Opinion but No One Is Willing to Take a Chance for It

Restrictive Abortion Laws

"It's not wrong to want someone to give you a belly rub as long as it's consensual."

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

'They're not reliable.'

"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

Pro-Life Pete

SCOTUS

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

Student's t-shirts read: 'No means no.' 'No means to deny, refuse or disagree.'

Have you had your flu shot yet?

'But I take the pill everytime I become pregnant, and it doesn't help.'

Safe sex.

'YOU ordered the morning after pill!'

'Did I take my pill today?'

Morning After Pill

"Father I'm guilty of spermicide"

'Its the pill you have when you haven't had your pill.'

"It's probably for people who don't want kids."