Contraband Artist Gifts

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Lockdown casserole

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Interpretive napping

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'Let's meet halfway.'

"Now cover those leftovers with lots of cheese. What they don't know won't hurt them."

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

Urban Compost Heap.

"I'll teach you to muscle in on my business- it's a concrete undercoat for you."

Self-Made Man.

"No cannabis up 'ere Sarge - just courgettes and lettuce."

'Underground cartoonist'

Curry for Breakfast.

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Santa Sucks

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

Where the wild things do graffiti

'It's called Les Restes. It's French for leftovers.'

"It must be good wine for twenty bucks a bottle!"

Tomb of the unknown leftover

Origami Ark

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

'This is a total waste of time.'

'I reached a compromise with the boss regarding my vacation.'