Contest Of Champions Pillows

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Supermarket Merge

Resilience Funds and Imperialism

'Rhea of the Year.'

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Loser's Podium.

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Contest to enter the University

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

University of Adversity.

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

I must say, that's the most pathetic bar promotion I've ever seen. Tuesdays! Wet Socks Contest!

The experienced coach, like a panther, patiently awaits the precise moment to mount his challenge...

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

No soliciting - unless you're one of those sweepstakes

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

Action collaging

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

Your big moment on Altra Gameshow