Contemporary Living Pillows

"This has always been Kathy's and my dream --- to live in a contemporary house, surrounded by our contemporaries."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I shop, therefore I am."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Snoopy with Laptop

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

The Modern Novel.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

i-teddy

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Fur Baby

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."