Contemplating Future Pillows

"Why bother?"

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Artifishial Intelligence

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Totalitarian Humour

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Futuristic Teenagers.

New Year 2020

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

"Woah - remember humans?"

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

The Future

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

"I see you on a beach..."

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

"I see great wealth for your lawyer, ex wife and doctor"

Energy Firm Conference

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

"Someday this will all be yours!"

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."