Future Contemplator Pillows

"Oooooo! It's a bit s**t."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Sisyphus during Covid

Totalitarian Humour

Not much money, glory, or praise

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

The Anti-Materialist

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

Boyfriend Shirt.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

Questioning

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

Actually, with bachelors degrees in philosophy, we were lucky to get this job.

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."