Future Ponderer Pillows

Fortune teller.

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

The world is not coming to an end. Therefore, you must suffer along and learn to cope.

'How much do you weigh?'

"Do you see a time in the future when I'm less gullible?"

"I'm just not sure if I want to bring a child into this crazy, messed-up world."

"Leon rents out his time machine to people who have to go back and 'un-day' stuff that's now considered offensive."

"In 1,000 years you'll find me very attractive."

"I hear you can order toilet paper over the internet."

"I don't know if you'll ever find a decent job!"

Totalitarian Humour

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

'Never mind the future, tell me who I was with a year ago.'

"Your world ends - not the world."

'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

I have a great self-help book to lend you, Al

"Twenty years ago I became a nurse. Now, I don't know what the hell I am."

"Welcome to the future"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Meet the author"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

View to the Future

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Crap from the future.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'