The Future Pillows

"I see great wealth for your lawyer, ex wife and doctor"

"Why bother?"

Crap from the future.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Futuristic Teenagers.

Musk vs Bezos

New Year 2020

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

AI Summit

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

Anatomy.

"Woah - remember humans?"

"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

The Future

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary