"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
Contact Sport Champion Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the spirit of competitive contact sports? Our collection for the contact sport champion features fun, witty items that honor grit, teamwork, and triumph. Whether they’re on the field or a dedicated fan, these products are sure to score big. From champion-inspired mugs to playful t-shirts and cozy pillows, find something that cheers them on and celebrates their passion for the game.
Bowled over again!
"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"
Couples' therapy
Teamwork
'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'
WHO checklist
"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"
'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'
Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.
"Another world record - it must be faster water."
Football Violence
'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'
"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."
'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'
"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"
'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'
Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.
Jigsaw puzzle shaped speech balloons.
'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'
"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"
"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."
"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"
"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."
"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."
"Oi!"
"Before we got married you said you were oversexed."
'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'
'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'
Dangerous Pole Vaulting
"Apparently women use twice as many words per day as men do."
"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"
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'I'm going to restate what he just said - especially the part about my being a good listener.'
UFC on steroids...
Contact Sport Champion Gifts Collection
Contact Sport Champion Mugs
Find more fun and spirited contact sport champion mugs—ideal gifts that show off their athletic pride and competitive spirit.
Contact Sport Champion Pillows
Explore cozy pillows that celebrate contact sports—great for fans and players to relax in style after a tough game.
Contact Sport Champion Prints
Browse our dynamic prints featuring contact sport champions—perfect for decorating their space with motivational sports art.
Contact Sport Champion T-Shirts
Check out our collection of contact sport champion t-shirts—designed to make a bold statement and cheer on their winning attitude.