Contact Sport Admirer Gifts

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

First Prize!

Football Violence

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

Evelyn Sacheverell de Grymmes-personal description

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"Anyone here seen Swazee''s head?"

'Maybe we should just quit while we can.'

Barack Obama.

"Sumo Hockey."

Mr. Punch Keeps His Eye On Cricket

'This goalie used to be a jockey.'

'You really should work on your people skills.'

"Well, y' know what they say - there's no substitute for experience!"

"You have to give him back to his team once you're through playing with him!"

"Tell me about it!"

"My computer beat me at chess..."

Dog fetching golf ball (Colour)

God Bless America

A boxing referee with a black eye

A foo and hith money are thoon parted

"Tomorrow I've got to go to the dentist... I'm afraid it will hurt!"

'Wow! That's some sexy looking club you've got there!'

Success Sometimes Comes in Different Guises...Top Dog....Bottom Dog.

"Wow. A stretch hearse!"