Contact Sport Admirer Gifts

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

First Prize!

Football Violence

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

Naomi Osaka

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

Evelyn Sacheverell de Grymmes-personal description

"Anyone here seen Swazee''s head?"

'Maybe we should just quit while we can.'

Barack Obama.

Mr. Punch Keeps His Eye On Cricket

'This goalie used to be a jockey.'

"Sumo Hockey."

Jürgen Norbert Klopp

'You really should work on your people skills.'

"Well, y' know what they say - there's no substitute for experience!"

"You have to give him back to his team once you're through playing with him!"

"Tell me about it!"

"My computer beat me at chess..."

Dog fetching golf ball (Colour)

Ricky Rubio

God Bless America

Pete Sampras

A boxing referee with a black eye

"Tomorrow I've got to go to the dentist... I'm afraid it will hurt!"

A foo and hith money are thoon parted

Success Sometimes Comes in Different Guises...Top Dog....Bottom Dog.

'Wow! That's some sexy looking club you've got there!'