Constitutional Studies T-Shirts

If the NRA had its way...

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

"You're fired."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

I love Lawyers

Turkish Democracy

Archival Warfare

"Now that's a win."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Truth

Roe v. Wade

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Planet of the Lawyers

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"We make crime pay."

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."