Constitutional Law T-Shirts

'This just in...a proposed bill in congress claims the first 10 amendments are 'politcally incorrect'.'

"I'm going to strike this part about starting from scratch if the people don't like either candidate."

"Here we have the ultimate in civilized weaponry - a gun that refuses to fire except in the hands of a duly accredited member of a well-regulated militia."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

If You Believe You Must Own Guns In Order To Fight The US Government...Then You Are Mentally Unfit To Own Guns.

NRA Cathedral

'I still respect your right to bear arms.'

'He's in great demand. His pet theory is that the first amendment protects obscene bonuses.'

Second Amendment Loophole

"I never gave you that right."

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"You're fired."

The Anti-Agent

Lynching on social media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Ban on Free Speech