Constitution Day Gifts

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

The Statue of Liberty is reading "The Bill of Rights" while Uncle Sam is reading "The Constitution of the U.S.A.".

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

"Just a reminder..."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

WE the people

Founding Fathers

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

The Constitution: Bill of Rights. Why did they include the first amendment? So they could argue about the other nine.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

I love Lawyers

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Barristers

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

UNFADED GLORY

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"