Constellation Identification T-Shirts

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Marry me astronaut

The Big Tipper

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Canada Goose

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

Water divining Mars

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Well that's certainly new!'

Solar Range.

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

Astronaut

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Paradise: Collection of wine

"Ma? I met someone!"

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

"There's water up here, all right!"

Hubble Telescope

'There's the big tipper!'

The Great Teddy Bear

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.